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Posted - 11 Feb 2008 :  03:02:02 Show Profile Reply with Quote
In an effort to bridge the vast cultural void between us , I give you


Log On - Make the barbecue hotter

Log Off - The barbecue is too hot

Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue

Download - Get the firewood off the ute

Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies

Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once

Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys

Window - What you shut when it's cold

Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

Byte - What mosquitoes do

Bit - What mosquitoes did

Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do

Chip - A bar snack

Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips

Modem - What you did to the lawns

Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster

Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart

Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

Mainframe - What holds the shed up

Web - What spiders make

Web Site - The shed or under the verandah

Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot

Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go

Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go

Upgrade - A steep hill

Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch

Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch

User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net

Online - When you get the laundry hung out

Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.

but some of you need to be awakened and slapped silly - William D Rauser

Guitar Weenie

740 Posts

Posted - 11 Feb 2008 :  08:25:16 Show Profile Reply with Quote
LOL! Talk about context being everything!

"C'mon Dave, Gimme a break!"
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Captain Blasto
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Posted - 13 Feb 2008 :  02:37:59 Show Profile Visit Captain Blasto's Homepage Send Captain Blasto an AOL message Send Captain Blasto a Yahoo! Message Reply with Quote
What do inmates letters have to do with it?

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Guitar Weenie

740 Posts

Posted - 14 Feb 2008 :  14:09:10 Show Profile Reply with Quote
I like to "frame" those

"C'mon Dave, Gimme a break!"
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